I was working at 4:00 on Saturday afternoon when the news broke. We were half watching the Trump rally on the monitor when all hell broke loose. Many years ago, the comedy GOD Chris Rock, said that he was scared to death of young white boys. Today I echo that statement. Holy crap! They’re nuts! They’re all nuts. And what’s scarier than young white boys? Liberal young white boys! It used to be that loner kids just sat quietly in the corner reading Star Trek novels and trading computer disks (Oh wait…that made me one of them.) We used to play a computer game called “Rise of the Triad” where you would try to kill the Nazis. Now they take up arms and literally try to kill the liberal branded “Nazi”s.
Then there’s Trump. The man is a BEAST. A Warrior President for the ages. As three weeks of feeble Joe Biden has been overtaking the populace, a new martyr is born. His bloody face, fist pump, in front of the American flag was enough to make the entire Democratic Party think “Oh yea well great…let’s see how many House and Senate seats we can save”. They tried numerous unproven hoaxes. They tried scandals. They tried impeachments. They tried unfounded court cases and lawfare. Now they tried to execute him. If the Dems were John Conner, Trump is the T-1000 melting back together to keep coming after them. If they were at Camp Crystal Lake, they’re sitting in the canoe right before Jason jumps out of the water and pulls them in.
Meanwhile Joe is back at the NAACP rally wagging his finger and yelling so he doesn't fall asleep. It was way past nap time at that time of day. He was lecturing the African American attendants why they shouldn’t jump ship on him. But compare Grandpa waving his finger at you telling you to stay in line to the other party’s Terminator guy! Who do you want to hang with? And believe it now. Joe’s running. Nobody else is throwing their hat in the ring now. Not to compare with that picture of Trump.
And how many people can see the shooter on the roof? Apparently only a vision that appears to everyone without a badge. They were screaming at the cops. You'd think the Secret Service and police would come over to talk to these people if only to shut them up. And then have it pointed out to them.
Trump in the end is an amazing political animal. He got glanced at by a bullet. Went down, realized he had survived, and, with Secret Service agents surrounding, bounced up and fist bumped the crowd. Biden, once up, may have wandered away from his protection detail. When his first bump occurred the final loud clap sound was every Democrat in the union, concurrently, slapping their hand to their forward in confounding disbelief.
To Conservatives, Republicans and MAGA folks, Trump is now and forever a Warrior President. A crusader for the ages. To Democrats he is continually the jump scare at the end of a horror movie. Just when its over…just when everything is quiet…Oh man! There he is again! Damn! Got me again!
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