So after the big coup threw Grandpa Joe out of office, here comes Kamala. Keep in mind either way this is bad news. If Joe is too old to run he is too old to hold the most important job on the planet. If you can’t pass the eye test you cant drive a car. You can’t pass the cognitive test, you don't get the nuke codes…at least in theory. If you are all there as he maintains he is..he was thrown out because he can’t win. And that isn't a democracy. That is a fascist state. A real one. I am a lifetime San Diego/Los Angeles Chargers fan. I am one because that’s my team! Those are my boys! Not because of the number of Super Bowl Championship Rings they have. It's the same number of Super Bowl Champion Rings I have. I don't just replace them because they can't win. That's what Democrats do.
So now we have Kamala. She has the same number of votes for her candidacy as I have Super Bowl Championship Rings. She has all of Joe Biden’s problematic policies and none of his non-existent charm. She has a laugh that makes you think she might have Batman and Robin suspended over a vat of acid. She was a Ultra Liberal San Fransisco Leftist who was dating Mayor Willie Brown on her way to the White House.
She is the most attractive candidate for President in quite some time. But so is the chick in the new Deadpool movie and I don't want her to be President either. And then she talks and it all goes downhill. My wife has to leave the room when she is on TV.
And now she wasn't the border czar. She was only in charge of the border, given full control and authority and traveled to other countries to find the root causes of the thing she wasn't in charge of. Maybe she was a border Queen? I don't tend to put that much energy and thought into something I don't have any interest in. Then again I am writing a column about Kamala Harris so I guess I'm full of shit.
She kinda gave the cold shoulder to Netanyahu since that was an inconvenient situation. One group of backers vs another group of backers. Joe should tell her there are fine people on both sides of the situation. She denounced the protesters only because it looked that close to a rally in Iran. The face that they were all college educated privileged white kids is all the crazier. Most of these kids will also be attending the Kamala rally later in the week. Which is why when Netanyahu was addressing Congress, she was at their sorority. She condemned those girls with their masks on and embraced them when they take them off.
Joe was tossed aside for a better marketing opportunity. We needed a younger pig for the lipstick. Now the press can rally. Now they can claim this is a pivotal moment in American History. And then they can claim racism and white privilege when Trump wins and they govern as the opposition party.
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